I had just escorted a friend to the outer door of my apartment when I heard my phone ring. I rushed back inside to answer it and found it was my neighbor Surina.
Surina: Hey, You're not moving, are you?
Me: No, why?
Surina: I just heard you telling somebody outside that the garden doesn't get much sunlight and...
Me: Oh that was just a friend who had never been over before. I'm not leaving.
Surina: I remember you said before that they'd have to drag your cold dead carcass out of that place before you'd move, but I was just checking because if you move I want your apartment.
Me: Nope, not leaving.
Surina: So I can still look forward to seeing your carcass?
Me: Yes, thanks for asking.