Woman from ACLU: "Hi Camper, I'm calling today to tell you about our Liberty program at the ACLU blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah for ten minutes... You can get started for as little as ten dollars a month. Does that sound like something you're interested in?"
Camper: "Actually, I gave money to the ACLU as an act in itself, not to get on your telemarketing list to be called and asked for more money every week. So why don't you put my name on your do not call list, okay?"
Woman from ACLU:"Sure I'll go ahead and take you off our call list. But would you be willing to make a one-time donation?"
Camper: "I made a one-time donation, and apparently that's why I'm on your call list. Now I know not to make that mistake ever again."
Fans, sometimes the liberals need a fucking smackdown. Since I joined the ACLU not only did I not get any sort of acknowledgement in the mail (so I guess I'm not a card-carrying member of the ACLU), but their emails so far have just been ridiculous spam trying to get people to sign some retarded, non-specific, don't-take-away-our-freedom, online petition. Oooh, a petition! That'll scare the pants off the president!
I mean, call me crazy, but when I gave money to the ACLU it was to pay a lawyer 1/20th of an hour's salary to sue the fucking government into obeying the constitution, not to register for spam. A-C-L-FUCK YOU.