| Surface | Deeper |
| good looking | vapid |
| in college | too young or too slow. I finished college 6 years ago. |
| young | Nothing to offer but energy. I've got too much of that myself |
| old | and still single? mental and/or commitment issues |
| stylish | high-maintenance |
| sloppy | dirty |
| smart | I haven't met any smart single monogamous people in SF. Smart guys tend to be in relationships but actively seeking three-ways. I don't know why that is. |
| dumb | dumb |
| butch | issues with sexuality |
| femme | unattractive |
| have serious job | boring |
| retail/ counter job | screw-up |
| does drugs | probably a junkie |
| doesn't do drugs | prude |
| hangs out in bars | slutty |
| doesn't hang out in bars | umm, I'm always in a bar. i wouldn't know where to meet this type of person. |
| close with family | needy |
| hates family | hateful |
| likes gay bars | issues with reality |
| hates gay bars | issues with sexuality |
| nice | boring |
| mean | mean |
| skinny | makes me feel fat in comparison |
| fat | reminds me of my own weight paranoias |
| happy | hippy |
| sad | depressing |
| artist | lazy |
| musician | lazy |
| doctor | former med school student |
| lawyer | evil |
| sexually experienced | diseased |
| sexually inexperienced | bad in bed |
| polyamorous | not my scene |
| monogamous | already taken |
| will have sex on the first date | non-monogamous |
| won't have sex on the first date | prude |
| doesn't read cramper.com | can't appreciate my wit |
| reads cramper.com | knows too much |