Camper's Log - April 15, 2005

Dear Fans,

Fake Foods Currently in Camper's Refrigerator:

• Fake Bacon
• Fake Chicken Patties
• Fake Corn Dogs
• Fake Buffalo Wings
• Fake Chicken Nuggets
• Fake Hot Dogs
• Fake Sour Cream
• Fake Cream Cheese
• Fake Milk
• Fake Mayonnaise
• Fake Worcestershire Sauce

The gross thing isn't that I have imitation versions of so much food; it's the food I choose to imitate. I eat like a fucking frat house.