Fans, did you know that Camper collects photo t-shirts of other people? Yes, yes he does. So if you ever happen to be in a used clothing store and see a photo t-shirt discarded there after a hastily-made decision at the county fairgrounds, pick that mother up for me. I can add it to my collection or even wear it around town. I'm sure whoever it is will look good alongside "Soccer Boy," "Girls at Frat Party," "I (heart) Baby," and "Dot-Matrix Robyn."

And if you're really wild and crazy, you can make one of yourself. And I'll be seen around town promoting you. Isn't that a switch?

Do you want to send me a souvenir from your vacation or home? Sure you do. I collect squished pennies. The ones I have are here. Clearly, I need more.