A Day at the Spa

on the occasional weekday
i will occasionally feel
like trip to the spa
for a chemical peel

and while i am there
i will take a nap
and enjoy a relaxing
herbal seaweed wrap

when I'm overwhelmed
by  those feelings of gloom
I'll turn it all better
with a trip to the steamroom

but that's just not enough
i say "hey i wanna
spend another hour
inside the sauna"

i was in there when
i awoke to a surprise
i was startled but saw
through the cucumber on my eyes

i couldn't believe it
i thought it was a mirage
or at least some lasting effect
from the deep tissue massage

could it have been the laser surgery?
or the mud bath instead?
i looked all different
from my toes to my head

i looked like a chick
or at least a miss priss
for i discovered they gave me
full body electrolysis!