Surfer Dude

i'm a hella good surfer
and i hardly behave
cause man i'm just searching
for the most perfect wave

without my surfboard
i feel hella nude
i may know your first name
but i still call you "dude"

the surfer chicks love me
cause i got the best moves
on the board or in bed
its a fact i can prove

i listen to stoner music
like phish or bob marley
and if i smoke much before surfing
the waves seem more gnarly

i totally dig riding
those 30 foot swells
and looking good doing it
wearing my pooka shells

a day job i cant take it
it's just out of reach
i spend each waking second
out here on the beach

often people make hella fun of me
they just cant understand
like, i'm bonding with the ocean
and the crabs in the sand