The Curious Sort

there`s not a place i won't visit
or a drug i won't snort
like my mom always said 
i'm the curious sort

i want to discover
the earths true truths
like the genius who invented
mixing gin and vermouth

i like new things
they're much better than old
i like adventures
the kind that are bold

often it pays off
these things that i try
i mix them and match them
to create my own high

i often get wacky
and do these wild things
like making a milkshake
from bleach and ring-dings

sometimes it's not safe
and then i get hurt
i often cut my fingers off
and watch the blood spurt

and sometimes i'm not careful
and i do make a mess
i spill burning hot mustard
all over my dress

i could be more cautious
and go the plain route
but i know the best snack
is the forbidden fruit