Unleash the Hysteria! Believe what is said! The riots have started! for Camper is Dead! Millions are weeping and tearing out hair they're screaming and crying "It just isn't fair!" "Who could have done this? This thing so unjust? Without him I'm nothing, and kill myself I must!" They stabbed him and robbed him, and killed him to death. They mauled and molested him, until his last breath. They stomped him and hit him, and poked him with sticks, and bashed him and smashed him in the face with some bricks They poisoned his tofu and strangled him with his scarf. His heart blew a valve and he choked on his barf. His blood was just oozing out his ears and his eyes, but no one could save him they couldn't hear his cries! Why would they kill him? Those murderous crooks! Alas, the answer is simple: They were jealous of his looks.