Lymric

There once was camper the fluzy
who spent lots of time in the jacuzzi
but after he was done,
and had dirty fun,
the water seemed awfully oozy.

There was a young lad named Camp
who wished on a genie's gold lamp
but it didn't come true, 
his balls were still blue,
and his underwear were still cold and damp.

There was a boy on the west coast
of who's sexual adventures he'd boast
but all said and done, 
turns out he'd had none,
for he like masturbation the most.

There was a fine boy in Frisco
who liked to drink T-Bird and Cisko
but when he woke up,
there was a cigarette in his cup,
for he'd fallen asleep at the disco.