Camperella

i've got this blue sponge here
and i'm cleaning up your floor
i'm paid slightly less than
a bargain-priced whore

you are too lazy 
or just not in the mood
so it's up to me to scrub off
this old stuck-on food

i dust off the cobwebs
and eradicate muck
you're too cheap to buy a vacuum
because you just suck.

my job isn't glamorous
in fact it just stinks
i hate cleaning your hair balls
out from under the sink

i would like to leave here
and do what i choose
but i can't run too far
without any shoes

i want my prince to come
and take me far away
he'd be charming and handsome
and an awfully good lay

i'd wear a pink dress
and be the hit of the ball
i'd have on more jewelry
than Jersey girls at the mall

alas! it won't happen
it won't come to pass
how could a prince want me?
i've got a fat ass!