Bathtime is Fun

When life gets to be taxing
and i'm sick of all the faxing
and my credit cards are maxing
i gotta do me some relaxing

when the world gets filling
and i'm feeling kinda illing
it's an idea i've been milling
to be stone cold chilling

i don't take the beaten path
i let the nerds go do the math
to avoid feeling my wrath
i just jump into the bath

you know just what i mean
the feeling's rather keen
to have that healthy sheen
that comes from being clean

when i cant get to the pub
and i need a little scrub 
i jump into the tub
where i can rub-a-dub-dub

when i'm at the end of my ropey
or if i'm feeling sorta mopey
i fill the tub with soapy
and i start acting dopey

then when the soap is none
that is when i'm sure i'm done
i know i'm not the only one
who thinks bathtime is fun!