Fishing For Turds

i play a fun game
that's hard to put into words
its like a treasure hunt
called "Fishing For Turds"

i gather up my equipment
always safety first!
most accidents happen in the bathroom
and they're the kind that are worst!

i'll need my snorkel
and a diving mask
for long stays underwater
they're right for the task

its not all that stinky
i smell like  a flower
but afterwards mom always yells
and makes me take a shower

they say to wear rubber gloves
but that's my secret tip:
if you use your bare hands
you get a better grip

you gotta move quick
and plan a strategy to think
if you don't get them fresh
then surely they'll sink

when i capture my trophies 
i sing a victory song
then i put them in a box
so they keep extra long

fishing for turds seems 
to have given me a bad rap
but hey what's the big deal
that i like playing with crap?