Me and the girls
Each Tuesday we go
Down to meet Dirk
Our club tennis pro
Oh he's quite the looker
All the girls agree
He wears those skimpy shorts
That show off his fanny
So I signed up for lessons
To work on my swing
But I'd really like Dirk
For a summer club fling
Oh, he's not interested-
I think he's a fruit
But I still wouldn't mind
Seeing his birthday suit
When I see his tight tush
I just want to smack it
But I must keep my hands
Gripped on my own racket