I can't leave the house
Without them behind
Flashing their cameras
Until I'm nearly blind
I know that they'll always
Invade my privacy
It's a giant burden
Being a celebrity
They surround my estate
And what they're planning
Is to catch me in the yard
Nude sun tanning
And they envelop me
Like an ugly mob
Every time that they see
I've had a nose job
I wish there were rules
To protect me, the elite
From paparazzi, especially
When I'm indiscreet