I know what they're always
All saying about me
That I'm always the one
Who's crying on T.V.
With my makeup running
Over my face in streaks
Out of my eyes and
Down my supple cheeks
I'm always on camera
Always the one who cries
When they ask for my statement
When another celebrity dies
Or when I'm in court
Testifying for the defense
Saying "How could this happen?
It just doesn't make sense!"
And when I'm being interviewed
By that Barbara Walters
She's so cruel it's no wonder
That my makeup falters!
I always react with emotion
Far more than I should
But although I'm crying
I still do look damn good.