Thank you, my fans
I'm thrilled to the core
That it's me who's the one
You choose to adore
It's not without effort
I really do try-
So nobody is more
Deserving than I
Of your constant attention
And all of your love
Yes I'll shake your hand-
If I'm wearing a glove
I like to go out and
Feel the love of the crowd
Only air kisses are permitted
Actual contact, not allowed
Look, but don't touch
Those are my terms
For you people are filthy
And teaming with germs