When the pressures of life
Start to get in the way
I take a time out
To have a spa day
You know it's not easy
Being popular like me
(And smart and classy
And hot as can be.)
The pressure builds up
And I need to relax
With an exfoliating facial
And perhaps a few snacks
I'll put on a mud masque
To keep my skin tight
And I'll call the masseuse
To come rub me right
A day off, once in while
Is my rightful due
For having to deal with
The filthy masses like you