Vampires should never
Cause you a fright
As long as you know why
They go out at night
There are many rumors
But this now is true
They don't suck your blood
And don't want to kill you
They're not the undead
And they're not all that straight
They just like to go out
And stay out quite late
They don't hate garlic
And they won't bite your neck
They just like to party
At the late night discotheque
Vampires are clubbers
Who sleep during the day
And dance all night long
To the dark lord DJ