I'm an ass pirate
And I sail the sea
Looking for seamen
To accompany me
I swab the poop deck
And I hoist the sails
And I spend all my time
In the company of males
We navigate the ocean
And avoid the mermaid
Cause I don't even need her
If I want to get laid
For I find camaraderie
And great pirate joy
That comes from my friendship
With the young cabin boy
I eat lots of biscuits
And I drink lots of rum
And I like my parrots
And sex in the bum