Hockey Hair
I have a concussion
But I really don't care
Because a helmet would mess up
My fine hockey hair
My 'do is more important
Than all the stuff beneath
Like my brain or my nose
Or my missing six teeth
I don't believe in safety
And I don't believe I'm vain
What I lose in brain cells
In style points I gain
When you play hockey
This hairstyle's the norm-
It's easy to manage
And it keeps your neck warm
It's important to me that
I always look nice
So I can get more play
Both on and off the ice
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