I'm a day trader
And I do it well
My vocabulary consists of
The words 'buy' and 'sell'
I make tons of money
And I spend it on me
I roll over street trash
With my Mercedes SUV
I talk on my cell phone
Wherever I go
I need to speak with my broker
In the middle of a show
To tell him to buy something
And sell something too
It's not just about money
It's who I can screw
Cause I need more power
And I need to get paid-
I need some substitute
For not getting laid