I don't have much
To be thankful for
Cause I'm not just broke
I'm ugly and poor
If I was just happy
I couldn't ask for more
But it sucks being
Both ugly and poor
People gasp when
I come through the door
And everyone sees
That I'm ugly and poor
I can't get a job
Working as a whore
No one will pay me
Cause I'm ugly and poor
I'd be a lot better off
If I were either or
But the fact is I'm both
Ugly and poor