The smartest shopper
Is the one who prevails
That's why I always
Keep an eye out for sales
My search through the week
Builds, not tapers
And I so look forward
To the Sunday papers
I clip everything out
For I'm the bargain finder
Then I spend hours putting
Them all in a binder
'Two Days Only'
Is a warning I'll heed
I don't care if it's an item
That I really don't need
Some say that I'm sad
And in deep denial
But clipping coupons makes
My sad life worthwhile