You're wrong if
You think I'm a freak
My outfit is new
And it's Shabby Chic
For the new trend
I made a mad dash
I've got to have clothes
That are made out of trash
Technically it cost
About a nickel to make
But I respect fashion
And I won't wear a fake
Four hundred dollars
Is a lot, you say
But that's in my budget
For prêt-a-porte
And if next year
It all looks like shit
I'll just say oh well
And recycle it