It's not true
That I'm not a winner
Due to my choice
Of dog food for dinner
In fact I'd say
That I'm just being thrifty
And Alpo ain't bad
It tastes rather nifty
I do have an income
I get from welfare
But for costly fine dining
I simply don't care
I cut corners on
Everything that I can
It's all part of
My cash savings plan
For I jut don't mind
Eating dog food and bugs
As long as I have
Enough cash for drugs