I never seem
To need to roam
Far away from
My cardboard box home
From safe inside
I can safely see
Peoples' feet
As they walk by me
I often say "Hi"
Or "How do you do?"
"Please watch your step,
There is some dog poo!"
And the only thing
That makes me bumming
Is that I have
No indoor plumbing
And I have to admit
That it's truly a pain
To have to move
Each time there is rain