Tough economic
Times are these
So I got a job
Down at Mickey D's
It's not as simple
As I make it look
I went to McCollege
And McCourses I took
I have to do things
In Ronald's way
I learned to say "Thank you"
Not just "Mm kay?"
I have to remember
Our Taste Menu deals
And which toy to put into
The Happy Meals
So I wear my McShirt
And I wear my McHat
And I always must ask
"You want fries with that?"