When you're as popular as I am-
and I am without a doubt!
There's always some loser with a gun
trying to take you out.
You're jealous and you know it too-
cause I'm cool and you're not,
otherwise you wouldn't spend all your time
trying to get a real clear shot.
Yes I remember back in high school
How you sat and stared at me,
with all your geeky loser friends
who all played D&D.
You knew you never had a chance-
not then and still not now.
You think you'll get revenge on me,
and killing me is how?
Come on, Klebold, get a life!
And put that thing away.
Pistols are just phallic symbols.
Stop acting totally gay!
Yes, you can shoot my brains all out,
and watch my body leak,
but that won't make you any less of a loser-
you'll always be a geek.