Public Indecency





They make it a crime
to be publicly nude.
They call it sick
and twisted and lewd.

They put you in prison
for a "sex offense."
It's just plain not fair and
it doesn't make sense!

But I for one like it
when it's all out there to see.
I really get off on
public indecency!

I think it's brave
those people who strip.
It sends me off on
an erotic trip.

I like an old man
who thinks and it shows
that old men are sexy
when they take off their clothes.

I walk on air,
I practically float!
When I spot someone wearing
and old stained trench coat.

It makes me all happy
and in a good mood
when I see some skin and
the clothes are eschewed!