My wardrobe's filled with trendy brands from Prada to Lacoste- all the glamour that money can buy for a fraction of the cost. I'm a fashionista, I drip with labels and logos and all that shit but I'm also a super duper smart shopper for it's mostly all counterfeit. These Gucci loafers that you're admiring, they look great on my feet. I didn't buy them down at Saks, I got them on the street. There's a secret place I like to go where the prices are marked down It's the racks outside the stores located in Chinatown. There I bought some Fendi shades- Big, like a movie star They are made of low-grade plastic but you'd never know they are. I also got a Rolex watch- For ten bucks I was sold It will match my Chanel earrings which are also painted gold. People try to give me attitude and tell me I'm a con but honey, really what's the difference? It's all made in Taiwan.