Drunk and Disorderly

Here's something you all know-
Sober is what I'm not.
If I'm not all wasted
it's a hangover i've got.

I get drunk at parties
or at home alone.
I like to kick back
and get in the zone.

I often get rowdy
and talk hella loud.
I hit on each chick that
I see in the crowd.

I'm a bad party guest,
if you can beleive.
I'm the first to arrive and
the last one to leave.

I got sent to the hospital
with a bad smashed up hand.
I slipped and fell during
and inverted keg stand.

Then I got arrested
and had to pay a big fee
The cop said that I was
drunk and disorderly

But that charge was bogus
no real harm was done.
Like most people he doesn't
know how to have fun.