I'm an evil mastermind
Out to destroy human kind
For I truly hate everyone
Cause people mess up all my fun
In life I get my biggest thrill
from acting on the urge to kill
And main and hurt and just destroy
Every girl and every boy
I'll rule the world with an iron fist
And be mean cause I'm always pissed
I'll flood the streets with filth and grime
And make it legal to commit a crime
I'll beat up children and adults alike
And tell all the losers to take a hike
Tyranny and oppression will be the law
And chafing that will rub you raw
Of truth and beauty there'll not be a speck
It will be like the inner bowels of heck
And if you want trees you're out of luck
The environment will truly suck
Oh the power that I will horde
When I'm an evil overlord!