What bliss! I found The perfect joy When I became A cheap rent boy! No angry boss Nor nagging wife I must say that This is the life! Who'd have known I'd be so glad To have answered That escort ad? Most of the time My John's away So mostly I Just nap all day. He buys me things Like shoes and clothes I just love This job I chose! There is no comfort That you do lack When you can work Laying on your back! But it would surely Spoil all the fun If he found out I'm not twenty-one.