Bent over a rocket Is where he'll be caught He's the world's most fantastic Space asstronaught! He failed out of college -couldn't even make the min Exam scores for NASA So he humped his way in! Once a rocket student He forgot all he was taught He learned on his back To be a space asstronaught He has an orange flight suit And a silver one too For he insists that his spacewear Look simply faboo! His helmet looks sassy With the bag he just bought For you've got to be classy To be a space asstronaught! Off to Venus or Pluto Or wherever he's sent He mingles well with the locals For he's what they call "bent" He'll surely discover something If he gives it a thought But thinking's not his forte' He's a space asstronaught!