Working with electricity Is really really hard That's why some call me A complete electard If it were a boat I'd surely have missed her Technology is one thing To which I'm a resistor With electricity I'll never get bored Cause I keep getting caught up in This extension cord Plugging in wires Every time I've tried Leaves me in this state All wound up and tied Even when I attempt To reset my clock I always wind up with A giant big shock The new technology Is the best stuff yet But my keys still get stuck In the bathroom outlet They say electricity Is as addictive as drugs But I can't seem to get high From sucking on plugs.