Electard


Working with electricity
Is really really hard
That's why some call me
A complete electard

If it were a boat
I'd surely have missed her
Technology is one thing
To which I'm a resistor

With electricity
I'll never get bored
Cause I keep getting caught up in
This extension cord

Plugging in wires
Every time I've tried
Leaves me in this state
All wound up and tied

Even when I attempt
To reset my clock
I always wind up with
A giant big shock

The new technology
Is the best stuff yet
But my keys still get stuck
In the bathroom outlet

They say electricity
Is as addictive as drugs
But I can't seem to get high
From sucking on plugs.