I've got groovy green hair I'm a real good looker So come on and pay me I'm a space hooker In your atmosphere My rocket ship crashed Now I'm using what I got To earn some earth cash By being an earth-whore My purpose is dual To explore some earth-booty And save money for fuel It's a different sort of sex They have on this planet The first time I tried It made me scream "Damnit!" It feels all tingly -the spot in my cavity I like this skin-slapping Under the influence of gravity To get more ho-business To new levels I stoop I give senior citizens discounts And low rates for groups Soon I'll be home At the Omicron-7 Vortex But I'll remember earth fondly And miss all the sex.