Ascension



When the world is over
Don't be forlorn,
For Camper will rise again
He will be reborn!

The second coming of Camper
Fills the world with much mirth
The angels are singing
For it is his rebirth!

He is back, more pure than ever
-no longer a whore
He's flashier and shinier
And prettier than before!

He's whiter than snow
With rapture on his face
He'll no longer be known as
A wretched disgrace!

With his new wings
Up to heaven he'll fly
And get down with Jesus
At a rave in the sky!

He'll spread lots of goodwill
And god-like cheer
He'll grant all your wishes
For just one more beer!

He's the wet in your kisses
Fresh as spring dew
We must all celebrate, for
Camper is born anew!