When the world is over Don't be forlorn, For Camper will rise again He will be reborn! The second coming of Camper Fills the world with much mirth The angels are singing For it is his rebirth! He is back, more pure than ever -no longer a whore He's flashier and shinier And prettier than before! He's whiter than snow With rapture on his face He'll no longer be known as A wretched disgrace! With his new wings Up to heaven he'll fly And get down with Jesus At a rave in the sky! He'll spread lots of goodwill And god-like cheer He'll grant all your wishes For just one more beer! He's the wet in your kisses Fresh as spring dew We must all celebrate, for Camper is born anew!