Stasis

When you've got a brain
As big as mine
You know what to do
Freeze it for all time

I'll do it in a way
That won't feel too nice
I'll pack my head
With frozen ice

Perfectly preserved
I'll be in the cooler
Until I am awakened
To become earth's new ruler

In the future
I have no doubt
They'll need my help
So they'll thaw me out

I have confidence
That it will be that way
For nobody gets me
In my own age and day

Later they'll find out
Of my writings and art
Then surely they'll know
That I really was smart

If I'm wrong I'm screwed
The truth would be hard
To find out I'm nothing
But a frozen retard