Do not fear the new millennium For the world may be a mess But you will find a great relief In the secret I shall confess I was upset with the way things were The world's most awful shape So I decided to make a difference I went out and bought a cape If I'm going to rid this planet Of filth, fear, and grime I had to make a super outfit To fight some super crime My friends say I'm not qualified To drive a car much less crime fight But I'll give it a hearty try Before I prove them all right I always knew that I was special Receiving messages just for me Transmitted by voices in my head Or speaking on TV But one day something just clicked I knew what I had to do I'd become the great SuperCamper And make the world safe for you Getting earth back to normal Is the goal for this super-guy I wouldn’t hurt myself from falling down If I could only learn to fly