I just don't care About y2k They'll never take My pooter away The pooter is my bestest friend My only friend as well The day you catch us two apart Will be a chilly day in hell Some nights I like to stay up late 3AM is the norm Though it's cold and dark and harsh outside My pooter keeps me warm I often wish that my silicon pal Was a real live talking girl With real moveable arms and legs And real hair I could curl My pooter has an interesting name Her name would be SheRick I pretend she says my name too With every single mouse click I'm on the pooter every day The keyboard has gotten worn From typing on the internet AOL keyword: porn One day my pooter will grow old Her processor will be too slow Then I'll go down to CompUSA And get another ho