I was passed out when it went down And I woke to say "like, wow!" Lots of bad stuff had happened And it's apocalypse, like, now! "Oh. My. God." I declared The world is a total wreck But at least there's no one here to see That my hair sure looks like heck Umm, so maybe that's OK There's no one left but me I'll just head to the Clinique counter And take some stuff for free So I'm just going to go there And I'll just help myself I don't care if I have to stand on bodies To get to the top shelf For I still insist on looking pretty Even if no one else cares I’ve always done my part for the economy By purchasing high-end wares It’s not like I’m a bitch or anything Like, duh, that would hella suck But the fact that the cutest girl’s still here Has got to be more than luck I don't really care what they say For in war nobody wins There is no excuse on this green earth For having un-moisturized skin